ah! cat claws!
Siren actually got on my lap! he just doesn't do that when i'm sitting in a chair. It's like an eclipse; (I'm not saying Siren is fat, I'm just saying the event is rare) everything needs to be just right if he wants to sit on your lap. he usually waits till I'm lying down in bed and sits on my chest.
Now the chair is covered in cat hair....
Now the chair is covered in cat hair....