The wierdest day evar
So I was on the bus yesterday, and this drunk chick was on the bus.
She harasses the driver for a lighter. He doesn't have one.
She sits down with this random older gentleman and drapes herself all over him.
She gets up and harasses the driver some more.
Sits with me and starts draping herself all over me and was trying to make out with me.
Harasses driver a bit more.
Harasses this Chilean lady and this Vietnamese/Chinese gentleman.
Returns to me and starts crying.
Bus hits the en of the line, everyone departs.
Driver comes up to me and was like "there was gin and stuff in the back and she kept trying to kiss me!"
And you kept driving? Way to make me feel safe! However, I said "You couldn't tell she was drunk?" She's still hanging on to me, and crying now about her b/f.
Yeah, he called the police. I had to deal with her the 20 minutes it took them to get there. To a fuckin' transit station (Daly City BART, for the locals)
That was a weird time...
So I went to an improv show that night, and there was a suggestion paper and one of them was "An embarassing moment". Mine was chosen so the improv players reinacted my drunk lady on the bus incident. It was shockingly accurate.
Also, I was wearing my "You will worship me as though I were a god" shirt that night. I went up to help them for a skit and half the cast threw themselves to the floor bowing to me, it was funny.
Awesome/awkward day.
She harasses the driver for a lighter. He doesn't have one.
She sits down with this random older gentleman and drapes herself all over him.
She gets up and harasses the driver some more.
Sits with me and starts draping herself all over me and was trying to make out with me.
Harasses driver a bit more.
Harasses this Chilean lady and this Vietnamese/Chinese gentleman.
Returns to me and starts crying.
Bus hits the en of the line, everyone departs.
Driver comes up to me and was like "there was gin and stuff in the back and she kept trying to kiss me!"
And you kept driving? Way to make me feel safe! However, I said "You couldn't tell she was drunk?" She's still hanging on to me, and crying now about her b/f.
Yeah, he called the police. I had to deal with her the 20 minutes it took them to get there. To a fuckin' transit station (Daly City BART, for the locals)
That was a weird time...
So I went to an improv show that night, and there was a suggestion paper and one of them was "An embarassing moment". Mine was chosen so the improv players reinacted my drunk lady on the bus incident. It was shockingly accurate.
Also, I was wearing my "You will worship me as though I were a god" shirt that night. I went up to help them for a skit and half the cast threw themselves to the floor bowing to me, it was funny.
Awesome/awkward day.