*gasp!* The truth comes out!
*deadpans* Yes, I am finally admitting it. I'm actually a 6'3, 44 year old Scottish man with a bald spot and a pot belly who is undergoing a middle-aged crisis and pretending to be a teenaged girl in college because I get my kicks from bad slash pr0n and kibbles. I actually live in the slums of New York and have fathered two illegitimate children somewhere in the city. I'm actually a failed web designer turned shoemaker and am getting most of my funds from selling random crap on ebay.
Oh, and the pictures? Totally Googled and then photoeditted.
*rolls eyes* Really, people. The internet's not that unreliable, is it?
Oh, and the pictures? Totally Googled and then photoeditted.
*rolls eyes* Really, people. The internet's not that unreliable, is it?