Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger... MUSHROOM... MUSHROOM... Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger...
Okay, we get it. :D And now I need to work on Photoshop to make a sig.
I personally find
houseofsmex amusing. I'm not too interested, although I really do like the Doubles arc. I read the stories there when no one else is updating- they're cute, they're short, they're not very memorable, but I don't comment my thoughts there.
I think the idea is amusing and has merit. Sex for world peace, you know? XD Most of the stories aren't smut, but cute little relationship snippets anyway. And I've been behind, so I didn't notice that weird ficlet until today when
"war" was declared on the comm. That shocked me. C'mon, it's a corner of the internet that pairs off five FMA characters. When your pairing's included, I don't see what you can fight over.
But that's a prime example of blatant TROLLING. You don't like those pairings, why the HELL are you there, anyway? >O
houseofsmex is a cute little comm with cute fluffy/angst ficlets. When someone barges in and writes this senseless story about how the characters kill each other off (and there's no reason for them to do this... Roy killed Masuta because the other man managed to annoy him? WTF?) in a cute romantic comm... there's bound to be some people upset. But no one really protested. They just requested that the story be taken down and posted elsewhere, because it offended people. That's the right thing to do, right?
Then posting a declaration of WAR on the comm and saying that the characters (or at least, Masuta) are STUPID and useless, and those pairings
are perverted (although, I'll grant that she wrote that in her own journal and it was just made public after the war statement) and that the REAL characters would never do that...
Well, lady, the characters aren't REAL. They're fictional, for one. For two, why the hell are you at the comm if you don't like the pairings, anyway? I don't even want to get in to my rant on how there's nothing wrong with Ed/Al, fucktard, because then I wouldn't stop typing until tomorrow. At least. I have no problems with Roy/Ed, either! Or even Roy/Al, although that's a bit far-fetched in my mind. I happen to really like Royai. And while Masuta's not my favorite character, I hold nothing against him.
Just a point to Trolls- look. If you don't like a comm, don't go in! If you don't like Elricest, don't read and flame! If you don't believe in ANY of the pairings in
houseofsmex, as you so clearly stated, why the hell are you there and declaring "war"?
The post has been frozen, of course, so no one else can respond... not that I'm keen on responding anyway. I rather like nursing my burned scalp from exposures to internet stupidity on my own journal, thanks. Especially if it doesn't concern me. But really... I don't get it. The last troll that concerned me (that weird 14 year old girl who named 175 people to have "hacked into her computer" and sold pictures of her as "child pornography" [Why would we do that, really? She wasn't even attractive.] - 175 people? Hack into one computer? Well, boy, your computer's a study thing, ain't it, lady? And isn't it off how most of the 175 people listed, myself included, were Harry Potter slash fanfiction writers?) was stupid. I was amused and flattered to be included on her list. But really, there's only a certain limit of Trolling that I can take.
And
this? *puts down her yummy veggie ham and mushroom pizza gingerly* I don't think I'll be hungry again for the rest of my life. :\ Really. Stop.
greatkingjames? Arthur? Whatever you are? Just stop. Stop and FUCK OFF, because you and the other Trolls' stupidity make my head hurt. Don't like those pairings? DON'T GO SEARCHING FOR THEM. It is NOT a task for you to cleanse the internet of perverts. Yes, differing views are welcomed... in larger areas. You don't go into an anime convention and preach how anime is stupid and simple. No, you go back home to whatever anti-anime group you have and preach to your heart's content. And in a hundred years, you'll see your little group in a history book beside a picture of the KKK.