If you've never seen an elephant skii, then you've never been on acid!

Aug 17, 2005 17:56

Sorry. But I've been rewatching Eddie Izzard yesterday and today because I needed background noise while I occupied my hands (next shall be my plays, but those aren't as funny and still need my eyes to wander towards the screen rather than stay on my hands).

ON PAVLOV'S CATS:
But he never published his cat results, did he? Yes, his cat results would of just of let him down badly. They where hushed up heavily in the KGB files.
Pavlov's cat results:
Day 1: Rang bell; cat fucked off.
Day 2: Rang bell; cat went and answered door.
Day 3: Rang bell; cat said he'd eaten earlier.
Day 4: Went to ring bell, but cat had stolen batteries.
Final day Day 5: Went to ring bell with new batteries, but cat put paw on bell so it only made a 'thunk' noise. Then cat rang his own bell! I ate food.

....Somehow that just proves Ed is a cat. ^^;;

humour is hahaha, eddie izzard, life or something like it

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