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-Laughing so hard she's twitching on the floor-
LJ stalking horror - a report by tsukino-akume.
megthelegend is stalking tsukino-akumemegthelegend's REAL name :Ladner Darcymegthelegend's REAL DOB :20th October 1983Height :157 cmWeight : 71.5 kgmegthelegend has dreamt about you :29 timesmegthelegend became interested in you :13th July 2007megthelegend's latest dream about youmegthelegend and tsukino-akume are the first astronauts to colonize Mars. Instead of concentrating on colonial issues, the two young lovebirds instead spend their hours making passionate love on top of Olympus Mons.This is how megthelegend describes your relationship behind your back'If I didn't have tsukino-akume in my life I think I would chop my head off with my fathers razor. it really means that much to me.'megthelegend's been stealing stuff from your house too.megthelegend was seen parading around town with tsukino-akume's missing beret.They've even started modifying their body for youmegthelegend has tsukino-akume tattooed right across their chest.They sent the following message to you in a ValentinesHug me. Kiss me. Fuck me.
The Police No. calls to the police :10 timesYour Last Call to The Police"Police. Send someone around immediately, some bastardin peeping tom is staring in at me with binoculars. They are approaching my door. Hurry!"megthelegend's Police FileIt's quite obvious to us that megthelegend is clinically insane and should be sectioned immediately.
Testimonies about megthelegendstarandrea - A hardened ex-crook'I've been friends with megthelegend all of my life and I know all of this is bullshit. tsukino-akume is such a drama queen.'jadetate - Brainless patriot'Boring. I know tsukino-akume and megthelegend really love each other. They are both just seeking attention. Just get married and stop the fucking games already! Jesus!'tsukino_akume - O'Vomit-a-lot'Fucking hell! This is hilarious for all the wrong reasons. tsukino-akume should really be in hospital receiving X-rays to the head.'
Oh, Fred! They found out about our elicit incestuous affair! You blabbed, didn't you? Didn't you?!
-Amused look at starandrea and jadetate- Dude, heartless much? Thanks for the help!
And of course, the best part of all: How I managed to give my own testimony, and say that I need my head examined - which has already been done five times already.
-Hugs Phoenix Famly- Don't worry; she'll never change my love for you!
-Bursts into giggles again-