it's not mine, I swear

[peacewish]

Topic: What's this?
Canon: Any
Genre: Humor would be nice, but is not required
Rating: Any
Length: 500+
Task: One (or more) character discovers 'something' that another character was hiding. A tangible object sort of something, that is, not just an abstract secret.

Time: One week

artyartie is on deck.