no one can piss me off like i can

[tsuki_no_bara]

well, let's see.... south dakota just banned abortion even if it would save the life of the mother (because we all know the fetus is more important than the woman carrying it), the shrub claims he had no idea about the deal with the uae getting to run some of america's major ports, and oh by the way someone is making a BUTTLOAD of money off that (the contempt the us government has for its own people is ASTONISHING), our fearless leader (and i use that term loosely) is really a petulant five-year-old, and i've worked myself into such a froth over the goddamn vanity fair cover that i can't sit still. (to recap: scarlett johanssen and keira knightley, both naked. tom ford, fully clothed. me, offended. i rant like an angry, bitter woman when i get going.)

my god, tell me something positive. good news from some corner of the world, something absurd that makes you giggle, something pretty, something right. help me restore my faith in humanity, because right now, my respect for my fellow humans, and my joy in the world, is ZERO.