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Finally a bible translation for our times
"And Invisible Man sawed it wus the goodz, so wai." Genesis 1:3
and only a tad blasphemous.
"And Jesus answered sayin "STFU and baptize me n00b" and John did. Wen he was baptized he gtfo of teh water and, ZOMG, teh hevens opened up and teh Spirit of Ceiling Cat caem down liek a duv and landeded on him And, ZOMFGWTF, a voice from heven sayed "Hai guise, dis my son, and I tink he teh leet" Matthew 3:15-17