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Kyoyua II is a girl! He--she--it laid a bunch of eggs and---wait.
...They're gonna be mutant baby snakes, because Tono II is a garden snake and Kyouya II is a cobra and shouldn't Tono II be dead, then?
...
Avoria logic wins again, I guess.
Unless it was Hikaru II, Kaoru II, Hikaru III, or Kaoru III that did it. They did all share a home for a while while we were getting Kyouya II's and Tono II's home ready, and pythons and boas are from the same family and I have no idea if they and cobras are compatible reproduction-wise - but Hikaru II, Kaoru II, Hikaru III and Kaoru III were all hiding from Kyouya II, although that would make sense, because Axel hid from Matt after he knocked Matt up.
...Ew. Hikaru, I think our snakes had a huge orgy, and now Kyouya II's going to give birth to boa-python-grass-cobra snakes, and they're going to be half-albino, half-normal color.
...And they're going to have one red and one yellow eye, each. They'll be mutant demon snakes, and we'll name them all Kyouya III, Kyouya IV, Kyouya V, etc. Then we'll drop them off at Kyouya's dorm and let him get used to his new babies.
I can't believe Kyouya II's a girl, though. Didn't the vet and pet store swear it was a boy? Idiots. We should sue.
At least it explains the PMS.
...They're gonna be mutant baby snakes, because Tono II is a garden snake and Kyouya II is a cobra and shouldn't Tono II be dead, then?
...
Avoria logic wins again, I guess.
Unless it was Hikaru II, Kaoru II, Hikaru III, or Kaoru III that did it. They did all share a home for a while while we were getting Kyouya II's and Tono II's home ready, and pythons and boas are from the same family and I have no idea if they and cobras are compatible reproduction-wise - but Hikaru II, Kaoru II, Hikaru III and Kaoru III were all hiding from Kyouya II, although that would make sense, because Axel hid from Matt after he knocked Matt up.
...Ew. Hikaru, I think our snakes had a huge orgy, and now Kyouya II's going to give birth to boa-python-grass-cobra snakes, and they're going to be half-albino, half-normal color.
...And they're going to have one red and one yellow eye, each. They'll be mutant demon snakes, and we'll name them all Kyouya III, Kyouya IV, Kyouya V, etc. Then we'll drop them off at Kyouya's dorm and let him get used to his new babies.
I can't believe Kyouya II's a girl, though. Didn't the vet and pet store swear it was a boy? Idiots. We should sue.
At least it explains the PMS.