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Giant turtles.
Avoria, you've done it again. Is there an Avorian manager somewhere who handles complaints? I want giant snakes, not giant turtles. What good are turtles, anyway? They don't even make decent soup.
Though I suppose giant snakes would pose a tiny problem when they get hungry. We could always feed them the giant turtles and then build giant underground cities to protect ourselves.
You know, on second thought, I don't want giant snakes. Give us giant bottles of maple syrup, and a few good chefs, and we'll call it even.
Seriously, turtles?
((Couldn't help myself.))
Avoria, you've done it again. Is there an Avorian manager somewhere who handles complaints? I want giant snakes, not giant turtles. What good are turtles, anyway? They don't even make decent soup.
Though I suppose giant snakes would pose a tiny problem when they get hungry. We could always feed them the giant turtles and then build giant underground cities to protect ourselves.
You know, on second thought, I don't want giant snakes. Give us giant bottles of maple syrup, and a few good chefs, and we'll call it even.
Seriously, turtles?
((Couldn't help myself.))