Overheard in the house

[tsugradstudent]

Me, in the shower: I need you to come in here and be the big, strong man

Unhusband: What (I'm assuming he was in his new game)

Me: I NEED you to be the big, strong man

Unhusband: What did you say

Me: I'm naked, I'm wet and I need you to be the big strong man

Unhusband: You called...

Me, pointing at the back corner of the shower, where a small spider was attempting to crawl up the tub: I need you to kill that.

Unhusband: This is not what I expected