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*walks around the parking lot and finds her daughter hugging one of Tsubasa's tires*
Uhh, no, honey. That's a tire.
*tries to peel her daughter off the tire, but wibbles*
OH, THAT'S OKAY. YOU CAN GIVE THAT CAR AS MUCH LOVE AS YOU WANT. ♥
*sandwiches her and the tire for a biiig hug, then picks up the kid and brushes dirt off themselves*
*kisses her family bye-bye and heads over to Takki and Tsubasa's apartment with a basket full of goodies*
*unlocks the door, squees all over their Christmas decorations, and goes inside to Harry's room, feeding him with a tower of peeled cupcakes*
*comes out after playing with Harry, her hair all messy, her shirt soaked with a puddle of wolf slobber and one of her shoes missing, then takes off the other shoe before feeding the fish*
Hi, mmm ... goddamn, what the hell were their names again? D:
*waves at the fish before walking over to the birdcage and opening one of the doors, and offers a palmful of birdseed to Tsuba-chan*
Hi, Tsuba-chan~! ♥ How are -- OW..
*flails when Tsuba-chan pecks her hand and makes a finger bleed, scattering birdseed everywhere and letting the bird loose into the living room*
SHIIIIT.
*chases after the bird as it flutters, screeches, and hops around, leaving tiny feathers in its wake*
Tsuba-chan, come back!
*gets a pained look on her face when Tsuba-chan goes under the couch*
;__;
*looks under the couch and sticks her hand underneath, but just gets pecked again*
OWWWW THAT HURTS ... come out, Tsuba-chan ... please?
*fights with Tsuba-chan for awhile, then finally coaxes him out with a cracker*
FINALLY. D:<
*snatches the bird and puts him back, shutting the cage door and muttering how it's easier to feed a fucking owl and snag a heron in the wild, then starts cleaning up the mess in the living room*
*locks up and attempts to go back to her apartment, shoeless, and looking like she got into a fight*
Uhh, no, honey. That's a tire.
*tries to peel her daughter off the tire, but wibbles*
OH, THAT'S OKAY. YOU CAN GIVE THAT CAR AS MUCH LOVE AS YOU WANT. ♥
*sandwiches her and the tire for a biiig hug, then picks up the kid and brushes dirt off themselves*
*kisses her family bye-bye and heads over to Takki and Tsubasa's apartment with a basket full of goodies*
*unlocks the door, squees all over their Christmas decorations, and goes inside to Harry's room, feeding him with a tower of peeled cupcakes*
*comes out after playing with Harry, her hair all messy, her shirt soaked with a puddle of wolf slobber and one of her shoes missing, then takes off the other shoe before feeding the fish*
Hi, mmm ... goddamn, what the hell were their names again? D:
*waves at the fish before walking over to the birdcage and opening one of the doors, and offers a palmful of birdseed to Tsuba-chan*
Hi, Tsuba-chan~! ♥ How are -- OW..
*flails when Tsuba-chan pecks her hand and makes a finger bleed, scattering birdseed everywhere and letting the bird loose into the living room*
SHIIIIT.
*chases after the bird as it flutters, screeches, and hops around, leaving tiny feathers in its wake*
Tsuba-chan, come back!
*gets a pained look on her face when Tsuba-chan goes under the couch*
;__;
*looks under the couch and sticks her hand underneath, but just gets pecked again*
OWWWW THAT HURTS ... come out, Tsuba-chan ... please?
*fights with Tsuba-chan for awhile, then finally coaxes him out with a cracker*
FINALLY. D:<
*snatches the bird and puts him back, shutting the cage door and muttering how it's easier to feed a fucking owl and snag a heron in the wild, then starts cleaning up the mess in the living room*
*locks up and attempts to go back to her apartment, shoeless, and looking like she got into a fight*