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You know you might be a fratdaddy if……

You know you might be a fratdaddy if……….
You wish you could shop in the women’s polo section because they have more pastels

You know you might be a fratdaddy if………..
You have ever looked down upon someone simply because they were a GDI….and you fought them because of it.

You know you might be a fratdaddy if………..
You have been pulled over by a cop and your response to his question about how fast you were going was “Do you know who my father is?”

You know you might be a fratdaddy if………..
You’ve never ordered a drink under five dollars at a bar.

You know you might be a fratdaddy if………..
You know how to tie a bowtie.

You know you might be a fratdaddy if………..
You ever toss your keys to the bouncer at a bar and tell him to go park your car. And he does.

You know you might be a fratdaddy if………..
You can name multiple shades of khaki.

You know you might be a fratdaddy if………..
You pay your hundred dollar bar tabs in cash.

You know you might be a fratdaddy if………..
You’ve skipped class because you were playing Tiger Woods Golf.

You know you might be a fratdaddy if………..
You know who Pete Mitchell is.