Something for my best friend. P:
So, i'll watch your cartoon Zim with you.
I'll watch girls get it on with you.
I'll even draw still life things of you.
We've known eachother since third grade, ranting about why the teachers need us to buy their shit.
You thought I was weird.
I thought you were fab.
You say you feel plain compared to me.
I say BAWWW and give you hugs.
We'll style up in a tiny mirror and swing our hips around to a popular meme.
But then we'll all stop and watch the telly.
Cuz Invader Zim is on, and there's piggies abound.
But not the cops.
If they were, we didn't do it.
(whatever it was)
I'll steal your clothes, and leave my own at your house.
And you'll read my journal entries and let me open umbrellas in your room.
(that fan is annoying anyway)
You'll sing gay songs and scare gramma.
But it's way too fun not to.
(did that even make sense?)
We'll act like we're two, and eat till we burst.
Then make dirty jokes about animated people, and kiss the screen a few times.
(for good measure)
I'll steal your laptop and perv on the Beatles.
And you'll go along with it.
(even though the only songs you like are I Am The Walrus and Hello Goodbye)
My best friend.
You never steal my crushes.
And even if you did, i'd love you bunches.
(hur dur, rhymes.)
You have gay crushes on Kesha and Gaga.
I have gay crushes on Bridgette Bardot and Lucille Ball.
We make no sense, because it's true.
We're so very unordinary.
And that's why I love you.
I'll watch girls get it on with you.
I'll even draw still life things of you.
We've known eachother since third grade, ranting about why the teachers need us to buy their shit.
You thought I was weird.
I thought you were fab.
You say you feel plain compared to me.
I say BAWWW and give you hugs.
We'll style up in a tiny mirror and swing our hips around to a popular meme.
But then we'll all stop and watch the telly.
Cuz Invader Zim is on, and there's piggies abound.
But not the cops.
If they were, we didn't do it.
(whatever it was)
I'll steal your clothes, and leave my own at your house.
And you'll read my journal entries and let me open umbrellas in your room.
(that fan is annoying anyway)
You'll sing gay songs and scare gramma.
But it's way too fun not to.
(did that even make sense?)
We'll act like we're two, and eat till we burst.
Then make dirty jokes about animated people, and kiss the screen a few times.
(for good measure)
I'll steal your laptop and perv on the Beatles.
And you'll go along with it.
(even though the only songs you like are I Am The Walrus and Hello Goodbye)
My best friend.
You never steal my crushes.
And even if you did, i'd love you bunches.
(hur dur, rhymes.)
You have gay crushes on Kesha and Gaga.
I have gay crushes on Bridgette Bardot and Lucille Ball.
We make no sense, because it's true.
We're so very unordinary.
And that's why I love you.