Prayer of Med students
This is my trans.
There are many like it, but this one is mine. My trans is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.
Without me, my trans is useless. Without my trans I am useless. I must study my trans true. I must study harder than my consultant, who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will.
Before the gods I swear this creed: my trans and myself are defenders of my sanity, we are the masters of my enemy, we are the saviors of my patient.
So be it, until there is no enemy, but the board exam.
Amen.
There are many like it, but this one is mine. My trans is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.
Without me, my trans is useless. Without my trans I am useless. I must study my trans true. I must study harder than my consultant, who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will.
Before the gods I swear this creed: my trans and myself are defenders of my sanity, we are the masters of my enemy, we are the saviors of my patient.
So be it, until there is no enemy, but the board exam.
Amen.