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so....i think i recall telling you guys i was trying to learn italian. well i did. suck on that!
so after i was done with italian, i got the language bug and decided i wanted to learn a different language. the thing is i wanted to learn something very different to italian, because, italian being so similar to spanish, and me knowing spanish, i thought it made it more difficult. because when you conjugate something in italian, sometimes, to my spanish knowing ears it would sound funny, like instead of saying i went to the park yesterday, it sounded like i am go to the park yesterday. sooooo. i decided german! that's a lot different. well, i made it halfway through the first lesson and gave up. german is kind of an ugly language. it made me feel like a nazi speaking it. like i had gained 30 pounds, and was wearing sensible shoes. like i was the principal on that movie...what's that movie about the little girl who reads a lot and her parents are stupid and they do nothing but watch television? sheez i forgot, and it's one of my favorite movies...anyway, i decided no german for me, so i chose instead, russian. because..even though i have no plans to visit russia, everything you say in russian sounds impressive don't it? like the title of this post, that's how you say jewelry in russian. but doesn't it sound like you're ordering a nuclear missile strike? it does don't it? anyway, i learned how to read it pretty quickly, but actually learning the language. good god. i've been trying now for like two years. still can't do it. it's hard as hell. it's a ridiculous language. and they've done it on purpose!!! they don't want us to know what they're talking about!!! the damn commies!!! i will crack the code, i will do it mr putin, you ridiculous shirtless horse riding jerk!!!!
so after i was done with italian, i got the language bug and decided i wanted to learn a different language. the thing is i wanted to learn something very different to italian, because, italian being so similar to spanish, and me knowing spanish, i thought it made it more difficult. because when you conjugate something in italian, sometimes, to my spanish knowing ears it would sound funny, like instead of saying i went to the park yesterday, it sounded like i am go to the park yesterday. sooooo. i decided german! that's a lot different. well, i made it halfway through the first lesson and gave up. german is kind of an ugly language. it made me feel like a nazi speaking it. like i had gained 30 pounds, and was wearing sensible shoes. like i was the principal on that movie...what's that movie about the little girl who reads a lot and her parents are stupid and they do nothing but watch television? sheez i forgot, and it's one of my favorite movies...anyway, i decided no german for me, so i chose instead, russian. because..even though i have no plans to visit russia, everything you say in russian sounds impressive don't it? like the title of this post, that's how you say jewelry in russian. but doesn't it sound like you're ordering a nuclear missile strike? it does don't it? anyway, i learned how to read it pretty quickly, but actually learning the language. good god. i've been trying now for like two years. still can't do it. it's hard as hell. it's a ridiculous language. and they've done it on purpose!!! they don't want us to know what they're talking about!!! the damn commies!!! i will crack the code, i will do it mr putin, you ridiculous shirtless horse riding jerk!!!!