ok mel, tone it down a bit, i know you're obsessed with me, but zappy dude reads my journal too.... really woman, have some respect! :D hee. thanks. and... *fingers crossed too*!!!!!!
I haven't been feeling the smile for weeks, so I changed my default userpic to the frowning version. I doubt you're gonna want to know any more about that. I wouldn't.
So I'm not the only one, huh? Geez louise I hate that when people stand so close I can feel their body heat and hear their thoughts. I did have to accidentally elbow this one lady who just. would. not. back. up. She was mad but I laughed so ha ha on her.
oh no you're not the only one... it happens to me ALL the time.... one woman even touched my crotch!!!! what the hell??? she was supposedly reaching for a coffee cup. right. my vagoo just got in the way i suppose.
haha... i wish i had the nerve to elbow someone "accidentally". i've been tempted oh so many times though.
You have to work up to elbowing people. Start small with maybe dropping a 27 pound box of cat litter on their foot or something. Or even better, let me tell you about The Day I Snapped
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i do that backing up thing too but the person usually backs up then moves right back up on me when i step back. i wonder if wearing a suit of 10 inch razor sharp spikes might do the trick. it's worth a shot. and my suit of 10 inch razor sharp spikes is just sitting in the closet unused... i only wore it once to a wedding. :)
Must be fun to drive in that suit. I can just imagine a hand-over-hand turning of the steering wheel...
Hey, here's a thought. When someone gets a little closer than they should just grab some candy and throw it at them. Or offer them a magazine, and if they don't take it, swat them on the nose with it and tell them they're a bad puppy.
Now, if they ask for your number after this treatment, tell them they can't afford your hourly rate since you are a highly compensated dominatrix. If they persist, ask to see their Congressional credentials.
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hee. thanks. and...
*fingers crossed too*!!!!!!
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Besides, maybe "we" includes me.
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but you still look a little mad (icon) :)
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haha... i wish i had the nerve to elbow someone "accidentally". i've been tempted oh so many times though.
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Hey, here's a thought. When someone gets a little closer than they should just grab some candy and throw it at them. Or offer them a magazine, and if they don't take it, swat them on the nose with it and tell them they're a bad puppy.
Now, if they ask for your number after this treatment, tell them they can't afford your hourly rate since you are a highly compensated dominatrix. If they persist, ask to see their Congressional credentials.
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