genie shenanigans
if you were given a choice to have a person or a band, living or dead, play a private concert in a small venue for you and your friends who would it be? for me it would be janis joplin. hands down, no competition
i love love love her music and from what i've seen her live performances were awesome... mind you this probably wouldn't be one of my wishes if i ever run into a genie... you have to save those wishes for the really important things like a lifetime supply of ice cream or a really cool bionic arm that you can lift cars with, or, even better, win every tug-of-war contest you ever enter. how cool would that be? yes, very cool. but if the genie gave me like 15 or 16 wishes then i'd have to go with janis. i'd have to be specific though cause genies are sneaky - if you've seen that episode of the x-files you know what i'm talking about - i'd have to specify that i'd want to see her as she was alive otherwise it would be a skeleton singing and singing "maybe" would be impossible without lips...just try forming the word maybe without using your lips and you can see what kind of crappy concert that would be if the genie tried to get all smart-alecky with me. i'm on to their tricks though they can't fool me.
anybody have a banana? i feel like eating a banana.
i love love love her music and from what i've seen her live performances were awesome... mind you this probably wouldn't be one of my wishes if i ever run into a genie... you have to save those wishes for the really important things like a lifetime supply of ice cream or a really cool bionic arm that you can lift cars with, or, even better, win every tug-of-war contest you ever enter. how cool would that be? yes, very cool. but if the genie gave me like 15 or 16 wishes then i'd have to go with janis. i'd have to be specific though cause genies are sneaky - if you've seen that episode of the x-files you know what i'm talking about - i'd have to specify that i'd want to see her as she was alive otherwise it would be a skeleton singing and singing "maybe" would be impossible without lips...just try forming the word maybe without using your lips and you can see what kind of crappy concert that would be if the genie tried to get all smart-alecky with me. i'm on to their tricks though they can't fool me.
anybody have a banana? i feel like eating a banana.