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first off, may plano ng Oboy inuman, end of jan/start of feb. payag kayo?
results of UFC 92:
rampage defeats silva by 1st round KO! not a shocker, for me.
frank mir defeats nog by 3rd TKO! shocker!
rashad evans defeats griffin by 3rd TKO! shocker! well, sorta.
JOE "TRASHER" ESPADERO DEFEATS ACE "CHUPAPI" CHIN! by armbar submission! oh yeaaah! not a shocker at alllllll
hahahaha! ace! im not impressed by your performance! haha! give me my time to brag haha.
oh, i'm 1-2 in my bets. ace is 0-3. or is it 0-4?!?!
it all started when silva got knocked the fuck out by rampage. i was for rampage, ace was for silva. yung mukha ni ace nung natalo si silva, haha, halatang fan eh. ako naman sayang-saya cos i dunno, i was rooting for him. it seemed like a better story that rampage would get his revenge in the UFC and knock silva out for those two beatings he got than for silva to go 3-0 against rampage. then someone said, dunno if it was toph enz or lou, na dapat TUMMAE kami after, since nandun naman si toph. i was ok with it, thinking like "yeah that'd be fun." but ace! hnyabang! all of a sudden he gets into bragging and says stuff like "tsss?! joe!? wala naman yan ah! sprawl (where i train MMA)?! supot naman yun ah! alliance ako pare! (his MMA team)" n ako naman i was like "whut? tinalo na kita last time ah, nandun pa si enz para i-verify!" and i was thinking, man, dinala pa yung MMA teams eh haha. then ace takes his shirt off and shows off his muscles. very not gay move, ace.
haha so we finish the rest of the UFC show, n we go the the garden n let's get it on! but before we got it on (gay) no face shots (gay) pala. good, cos no one wants to get hit in the face, and bad, cos it really limits the striking, so mukhang grapple fest mangyayari. and yup thats what happened. no face... i bet he just wanted to "grapple" with me. hahahaha joke.
we square off, and ace almost immediately goes for a mean takedown with malicious intent (hahaha) all over his eyes. im barely able to sprawl and defend the takedown, and he's able to grab hold of my right leg. he actually got me down on my back a couple of times but i always made sure to transition back into a neutral position. like oh im on my back hold on to his body (gay) and roll over. i guess scoring points for rolling an opponent over in wrestling does have some use in MMA. so anyway, we end up in a neutral position, he's turtled and still holding my leg and im still in sort of a half sprawl position over him. stalemate, til i realize, wait a min, there's still striking to the body. so i elbow him to the body. and lou goes oh!!! and everybody, including me and ace, laugh. haha out of nowhere eh, pero tama naman haha. so i contnue on elbowing him, then we scramble and dont get anywhere again. so lou stands us up. hehe, i liked the thudding sounds my elbow made haha.
we take about a minute break, then round two!
i immediately unleash a running flying knee straight to his abdomen and he passes out! but before he falls down to the ground i catch him with a flying armbar and hyperextend his elbow! kaboom! all in one movement! flying knee then transition to flying armbar in the air! then a hot girl suddenly appeared and says, "oh joe! ur so hot when you fight! get me in side control and mount me! and give me some good ground and pound!"
hay.
so round two. square off. i throw a tentative right jab (southpaw stance) to his gut. he reacts with two nice uppercuts, one of them got me solid. he's got rapist eyes now. haha. i mean, alam mo yun, may killer instinct. something i lack. so i keep my distance and try circling around. he throws two almost consecutive thigh kicks (muay thai style) from the same leg. im sorta able to check it (block the kick my letting it hit my shin), but not in a clean way. i remembered that time we sparred muay thai in elorde, and he likes throwing those three in succession. funny how it actually the memory actually flashed for a split second in my brain like what happens in movies and stuff. so i see the third kick coming, so i try to check, grab leg while still in air, and take down. but what happens is check, lame weak attempt at a takedown, and he catches and almost finishes me with a guillotine (positioned like a ddt on the ground except he's choking me with his forearm). lucky he didnt have the leverage yet and my head popped out (gay). he immediately transitioned from one submission attempt to another, the triangle choke (choking me out with his thighs... looks gay). lucky it wasnt a perfect attempt and i was able to push his legs aside and get side control, in which i immediately went for and got full mount. i wanted to beat his face in but di pwede so i caught his arm when he raised it and went for the armbar. not a perfect attempt, he was still able to get up but with me still holding on to his arm, and some scrambling goes on and he gets stuck, we both sorta know its stuck already. so i just call on him, like "ace, ano? lagyan ko pa ng pressure?" and he goes, sige, tuloy mo na. so i do and he taps.
win.
funny haha. i just couldnt help but brag after. i wouldnt have if he hadnt dissed me knowing that i sorta won the last time (we already fought). plus, its really fun beating someone by submission. hahaha. ahhh, good times.
granted, i already told him i had a big weight advantage.though he probably lifts heavier weights than me. but weight is weight. still, SPRAWL MMA biatch!! hahahaha!
alam ko naman masmagaling talaga alliance eh. just not this time!! hahaha!
so there you go! let it be said that after months from its conceptualization, the inaugural TUMMAE fight has happened, in which ace chin was overwhelmed by the Pilipino Prodigy, joe espadero.
hahahahaha pilipino prodigy hahahahahaha
so sa Oboy inuman, dagdag pa tayo ng TUMMAE fights! TUMMAE na kayo!!!!!
results of UFC 92:
rampage defeats silva by 1st round KO! not a shocker, for me.
frank mir defeats nog by 3rd TKO! shocker!
rashad evans defeats griffin by 3rd TKO! shocker! well, sorta.
JOE "TRASHER" ESPADERO DEFEATS ACE "CHUPAPI" CHIN! by armbar submission! oh yeaaah! not a shocker at alllllll
hahahaha! ace! im not impressed by your performance! haha! give me my time to brag haha.
oh, i'm 1-2 in my bets. ace is 0-3. or is it 0-4?!?!
it all started when silva got knocked the fuck out by rampage. i was for rampage, ace was for silva. yung mukha ni ace nung natalo si silva, haha, halatang fan eh. ako naman sayang-saya cos i dunno, i was rooting for him. it seemed like a better story that rampage would get his revenge in the UFC and knock silva out for those two beatings he got than for silva to go 3-0 against rampage. then someone said, dunno if it was toph enz or lou, na dapat TUMMAE kami after, since nandun naman si toph. i was ok with it, thinking like "yeah that'd be fun." but ace! hnyabang! all of a sudden he gets into bragging and says stuff like "tsss?! joe!? wala naman yan ah! sprawl (where i train MMA)?! supot naman yun ah! alliance ako pare! (his MMA team)" n ako naman i was like "whut? tinalo na kita last time ah, nandun pa si enz para i-verify!" and i was thinking, man, dinala pa yung MMA teams eh haha. then ace takes his shirt off and shows off his muscles. very not gay move, ace.
haha so we finish the rest of the UFC show, n we go the the garden n let's get it on! but before we got it on (gay) no face shots (gay) pala. good, cos no one wants to get hit in the face, and bad, cos it really limits the striking, so mukhang grapple fest mangyayari. and yup thats what happened. no face... i bet he just wanted to "grapple" with me. hahahaha joke.
we square off, and ace almost immediately goes for a mean takedown with malicious intent (hahaha) all over his eyes. im barely able to sprawl and defend the takedown, and he's able to grab hold of my right leg. he actually got me down on my back a couple of times but i always made sure to transition back into a neutral position. like oh im on my back hold on to his body (gay) and roll over. i guess scoring points for rolling an opponent over in wrestling does have some use in MMA. so anyway, we end up in a neutral position, he's turtled and still holding my leg and im still in sort of a half sprawl position over him. stalemate, til i realize, wait a min, there's still striking to the body. so i elbow him to the body. and lou goes oh!!! and everybody, including me and ace, laugh. haha out of nowhere eh, pero tama naman haha. so i contnue on elbowing him, then we scramble and dont get anywhere again. so lou stands us up. hehe, i liked the thudding sounds my elbow made haha.
we take about a minute break, then round two!
i immediately unleash a running flying knee straight to his abdomen and he passes out! but before he falls down to the ground i catch him with a flying armbar and hyperextend his elbow! kaboom! all in one movement! flying knee then transition to flying armbar in the air! then a hot girl suddenly appeared and says, "oh joe! ur so hot when you fight! get me in side control and mount me! and give me some good ground and pound!"
hay.
so round two. square off. i throw a tentative right jab (southpaw stance) to his gut. he reacts with two nice uppercuts, one of them got me solid. he's got rapist eyes now. haha. i mean, alam mo yun, may killer instinct. something i lack. so i keep my distance and try circling around. he throws two almost consecutive thigh kicks (muay thai style) from the same leg. im sorta able to check it (block the kick my letting it hit my shin), but not in a clean way. i remembered that time we sparred muay thai in elorde, and he likes throwing those three in succession. funny how it actually the memory actually flashed for a split second in my brain like what happens in movies and stuff. so i see the third kick coming, so i try to check, grab leg while still in air, and take down. but what happens is check, lame weak attempt at a takedown, and he catches and almost finishes me with a guillotine (positioned like a ddt on the ground except he's choking me with his forearm). lucky he didnt have the leverage yet and my head popped out (gay). he immediately transitioned from one submission attempt to another, the triangle choke (choking me out with his thighs... looks gay). lucky it wasnt a perfect attempt and i was able to push his legs aside and get side control, in which i immediately went for and got full mount. i wanted to beat his face in but di pwede so i caught his arm when he raised it and went for the armbar. not a perfect attempt, he was still able to get up but with me still holding on to his arm, and some scrambling goes on and he gets stuck, we both sorta know its stuck already. so i just call on him, like "ace, ano? lagyan ko pa ng pressure?" and he goes, sige, tuloy mo na. so i do and he taps.
win.
funny haha. i just couldnt help but brag after. i wouldnt have if he hadnt dissed me knowing that i sorta won the last time (we already fought). plus, its really fun beating someone by submission. hahaha. ahhh, good times.
granted, i already told him i had a big weight advantage.though he probably lifts heavier weights than me. but weight is weight. still, SPRAWL MMA biatch!! hahahaha!
alam ko naman masmagaling talaga alliance eh. just not this time!! hahaha!
so there you go! let it be said that after months from its conceptualization, the inaugural TUMMAE fight has happened, in which ace chin was overwhelmed by the Pilipino Prodigy, joe espadero.
hahahahaha pilipino prodigy hahahahahaha
so sa Oboy inuman, dagdag pa tayo ng TUMMAE fights! TUMMAE na kayo!!!!!