Inspiration Strikes, and Hits Sparkle B*tch
Recently I had to deal with a childish vampire lover trying to convince me that she should be allowed to role-play a vampire in WoW just because there are vampire like creatures in it. Of course, those who know WoW lore know that the San'layn are NOT a playable faction, the darkfallen are NOT a playable race, and no way in hell is Blizzard going to change that. There is no evidence to support that any of them will ever be redeemed and as such, role-playing one as a character is just childish.
Next, I got a chiding from a fourteen year old girl because I enjoyed a deviation, and responded in the spirit of that deviation. This deviation was anti-sparkly vampires, and was quite amusing. For those curious, here it is:
When Alucard meets Edward...
Where did all this vampire love come from? We all know the answer. And sadly, it is proof that garbage can make money. I am sure people out there will say that it is wonderful and it is great and blah blah blah. I am sorry, but as someone who has read a LOT of good author's works, and has interviewed at least one of them, I consider myself somewhat of a critic when it comes to prose. And that series of literary diarrhea written by one Stephanie Meyer that is popular right now does not deserve all the love it is getting. It needs to be buried in the ground and sent to the great beyond where it belongs. Bram Stoker must be doing more then turning over in his grave.
So, with this in mind, a spirit of inspiration hits me. The death of Edward Cullen. And you, my lovely watchers, get to choose how he dies. At the end of this week, or as soon as I get a decent number of votes with a definitive winner, I am going to render his death by the winner. Please, if you hate this stalker-vampire crap series as much as I do, pass the link to my dA page along to your friends and have them vote too. My dA page.
Next, I got a chiding from a fourteen year old girl because I enjoyed a deviation, and responded in the spirit of that deviation. This deviation was anti-sparkly vampires, and was quite amusing. For those curious, here it is:
When Alucard meets Edward...
Where did all this vampire love come from? We all know the answer. And sadly, it is proof that garbage can make money. I am sure people out there will say that it is wonderful and it is great and blah blah blah. I am sorry, but as someone who has read a LOT of good author's works, and has interviewed at least one of them, I consider myself somewhat of a critic when it comes to prose. And that series of literary diarrhea written by one Stephanie Meyer that is popular right now does not deserve all the love it is getting. It needs to be buried in the ground and sent to the great beyond where it belongs. Bram Stoker must be doing more then turning over in his grave.
So, with this in mind, a spirit of inspiration hits me. The death of Edward Cullen. And you, my lovely watchers, get to choose how he dies. At the end of this week, or as soon as I get a decent number of votes with a definitive winner, I am going to render his death by the winner. Please, if you hate this stalker-vampire crap series as much as I do, pass the link to my dA page along to your friends and have them vote too. My dA page.