Eat My Orfice (EMO)

[tsectpathogen]

Until it is time for the real update, read this, it is hilarious

Eat My Orfice (EMO)

My girlfriend dumped me yesterday
thats alright though cause i now know i'm gay
i cried upon my best friends shoulder
then i realized my dick was as hard as a boulder (really hard!)
he held me close and rubbed my neck
"i feel your pain" he said as he copped a feel of my peck (what the fuck)
I apologize i didnt mean to swear in this song
doesnt matter though cause this music style wont last very long

chorus- our hair is really shaggy
our clothes are never baggy
we all feel really faggy
thats cause were EMO
and we're trendy
all our girls have left us
in our songs we do not cuss
no need to make a big fuss
thats cause were EMO
and we're all crying inside

you've got saves the day and new found glory
pick any EMO band and every song is the same damn story
girlfriend hits the road, it makes me sad
if my father was alive and saw me, he would beat me really bad
what the hell has happened to his son
cries over hoes, wears tight ass clothes, and thinks its really fun (little bitch)
go get high, or something real
i'd rather have a junkie child than one expressing how he feels

Repeat chorus

now what has this world come to
when a bunch of little bitches
try to close their financial wounds
with their shitty music stitches
turning a lousy profit
off of their sexual misery
cause their women just won't give it up
and they never taste pussy