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Grammaton1st: did you know that hte planet earth is tilted on it's axis at 23.5 degrees
T Sect Pathogen: and that pertains to...
Grammaton1st: useless knowledge you now have
Grammaton1st: and... you're welcome
Grammaton1st: :-)
T Sect Pathogen: Thanks ?
T Sect Pathogen: *confused face*
Grammaton1st: hey anytime man
Grammaton1st: that's what i'm here for
T Sect Pathogen: To give me Craploads of useless knowledge
T Sect Pathogen: haha
T Sect Pathogen: NOTHING ELSE
T Sect Pathogen: thats ALL yourhere fore
T Sect Pathogen: *for
Grammaton1st: pretty much
T Sect Pathogen: the sole purpose of your existance
Grammaton1st: that is the purpose of my existence
T Sect Pathogen: to give anthony useless knowledge
Grammaton1st: it's kind of like being god... but far more useless
T Sect Pathogen: Haha
Grammaton1st: i neither do good...nor do i do bad
T Sect Pathogen: And probably a hell of a lot easier too.
Grammaton1st: oh hell yeah
T Sect Pathogen: Cause you dont have to deal with the whole judgement and eternal damnation thing.
Grammaton1st: God's gotta like figure out how to spread this message of good deeds
T Sect Pathogen: All you have to judge, is what tidbit of useless knowledge to give me.
Grammaton1st: I just have to spread the message of irrelevance
T Sect Pathogen: haha
Grammaton1st: Like if it's irrelevant to your life, plan on promptly being informed about it
Grammaton1st: my goal is for you to do nothing with the information i give you
Grammaton1st: haha
T Sect Pathogen: Hahaha
T Sect Pathogen: what if i happen to find a use for that information though?
Grammaton1st: oh, well then I'll have to do my job and sentence you to Hell
Grammaton1st: like i said earlier, it's kind of like being God
T Sect Pathogen: Haha
T Sect Pathogen: So its MY duty, to never use any of the useless knowledge you give me?
Grammaton1st: correct sir
T Sect Pathogen: brb
T Sect Pathogen: back
Grammaton1st: ok
T Sect Pathogen: i just told the chicken nuggets i was cooking that the planet earth is tilted on is axis at 23.5 degrees
T Sect Pathogen: and nothing happened
Grammaton1st: that's becuase the chicken nuggets are also useless
Grammaton1st: they cannot spread my magical words of miracles
T Sect Pathogen: But they are an unexplored medium of spreading the word of god
T Sect Pathogen: aka you
Grammaton1st: yes... through ingesting
Grammaton1st: however, they are for you, so you rare imparting the knowledge i already gave you unto yourself
Grammaton1st: you see it is circular
T Sect Pathogen: and that pertains to...
Grammaton1st: useless knowledge you now have
Grammaton1st: and... you're welcome
Grammaton1st: :-)
T Sect Pathogen: Thanks ?
T Sect Pathogen: *confused face*
Grammaton1st: hey anytime man
Grammaton1st: that's what i'm here for
T Sect Pathogen: To give me Craploads of useless knowledge
T Sect Pathogen: haha
T Sect Pathogen: NOTHING ELSE
T Sect Pathogen: thats ALL yourhere fore
T Sect Pathogen: *for
Grammaton1st: pretty much
T Sect Pathogen: the sole purpose of your existance
Grammaton1st: that is the purpose of my existence
T Sect Pathogen: to give anthony useless knowledge
Grammaton1st: it's kind of like being god... but far more useless
T Sect Pathogen: Haha
Grammaton1st: i neither do good...nor do i do bad
T Sect Pathogen: And probably a hell of a lot easier too.
Grammaton1st: oh hell yeah
T Sect Pathogen: Cause you dont have to deal with the whole judgement and eternal damnation thing.
Grammaton1st: God's gotta like figure out how to spread this message of good deeds
T Sect Pathogen: All you have to judge, is what tidbit of useless knowledge to give me.
Grammaton1st: I just have to spread the message of irrelevance
T Sect Pathogen: haha
Grammaton1st: Like if it's irrelevant to your life, plan on promptly being informed about it
Grammaton1st: my goal is for you to do nothing with the information i give you
Grammaton1st: haha
T Sect Pathogen: Hahaha
T Sect Pathogen: what if i happen to find a use for that information though?
Grammaton1st: oh, well then I'll have to do my job and sentence you to Hell
Grammaton1st: like i said earlier, it's kind of like being God
T Sect Pathogen: Haha
T Sect Pathogen: So its MY duty, to never use any of the useless knowledge you give me?
Grammaton1st: correct sir
T Sect Pathogen: brb
T Sect Pathogen: back
Grammaton1st: ok
T Sect Pathogen: i just told the chicken nuggets i was cooking that the planet earth is tilted on is axis at 23.5 degrees
T Sect Pathogen: and nothing happened
Grammaton1st: that's becuase the chicken nuggets are also useless
Grammaton1st: they cannot spread my magical words of miracles
T Sect Pathogen: But they are an unexplored medium of spreading the word of god
T Sect Pathogen: aka you
Grammaton1st: yes... through ingesting
Grammaton1st: however, they are for you, so you rare imparting the knowledge i already gave you unto yourself
Grammaton1st: you see it is circular