Funny, read it, if you dont, i might pull an emo, and go and cry in the corner of the room
emock8821: why did the babie cross the road
emock8821: ?
tsectpathogen: it was running away from you
tsectpathogen: cause you where trying to knife it
emock8821: negative, it was stapled to the chicken.
tsectpathogen: ah, dizamn
emock8821: first off, try to picture a babie stapled to a chicken.
emock8821:
emock8821: further more, try to picture seeing one crossing the road while you were driving.
tsectpathogen: Haha.
emock8821: then the secrets of life will be revealed.
tsectpathogen: Haha
tsectpathogen: you will HEAR
tsectpathogen: GOD HIMSELF
tsectpathogen: speaking to you
tsectpathogen: and he will say
emock8821: haha yes
tsectpathogen: you are my most cherished possesion
tsectpathogen: for you alone
tsectpathogen: have seen the baby
tsectpathogen: stapled to the chicken
emock8821: haha and i will yell back "I WILL BE THE HIGHLANDER!!!!"
emock8821: and god will say "oh shit....bounce!"
tsectpathogen: Haha
emock8821: and emock shall rule the world.
emock8821: /die trying
emock8821: brb bathroom break...
tsectpathogen: ok