my coffee cup says "jesus is the reason for the season"
Ok, I just checked the weather to see how I should dress myself and it said it was 5 degrees out. WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ok, and a question, what do we do when it snows? I thought I loved the winter and snow but, now that it's actually here no sah.
Work is the biggest pain in my ass. It's like being fucked by a fucking whale. (great image). I have an interview today at Saks. Im so excited. I didn't think I would even get an interview. I have no clue what the fuck to wear. Stanley said to wear a suit but I don't have one and there isn't enough time to get one tailored so I do NOT know. I wanted to just not go to work but my father left a nasty voice mail. I wish I could play it for people, it's a hoot. "This is your FATHER, if you DO not Come to work you will be FIRED". 1. Darling, I already quit 2. When I hear that voice I think I know who it is and 3. Why does my father speak like he is the great and powerful OZ? I mean come on Jerry. Anyways, during my lunch break im going to go to Barney's and blow my load on a really nice pair of pants and get a BLACK belt because all the belts I own are white (a very very sad statement, I just like white belts). SO EXCCIIITED!!!!!
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T
Work is the biggest pain in my ass. It's like being fucked by a fucking whale. (great image). I have an interview today at Saks. Im so excited. I didn't think I would even get an interview. I have no clue what the fuck to wear. Stanley said to wear a suit but I don't have one and there isn't enough time to get one tailored so I do NOT know. I wanted to just not go to work but my father left a nasty voice mail. I wish I could play it for people, it's a hoot. "This is your FATHER, if you DO not Come to work you will be FIRED". 1. Darling, I already quit 2. When I hear that voice I think I know who it is and 3. Why does my father speak like he is the great and powerful OZ? I mean come on Jerry. Anyways, during my lunch break im going to go to Barney's and blow my load on a really nice pair of pants and get a BLACK belt because all the belts I own are white (a very very sad statement, I just like white belts). SO EXCCIIITED!!!!!
xxx
T