H20: The Screaming Moist ~ this Saturday!!
The Screaming Moist moves faster than we thought, and will arrive at the Bohemian Manse on October 20 - One Week Earlier than originally announced...
* SLURP *
* SLOP *
* PLOP *
* SPLASH *
* GURGLE *
* BUBBLE BUBBLE *
* FSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS... *
H20: The Screaming Moist is upon us...
Stay away from open bodies of water!
Stay away from the tap faucet!
Whatever you do, do NOT open the Evian!
That's right, it is the 20th Annual Halloween Bash.
Join us for a frighteningly damp evening! [Wait! That doesn't sound right...]
Join us for a hot steamy dark night of fun & frolic at the Bohemian Manse!
9pm until you burst your bubble... Overnight guests will enjoy haute cuisine de la petite-dejuner a la Bohemian Manse. Bon apetit!
Please bring your friends & polite enemies, children are also welcome although after 11pm, we make no promises. You are welcome to forward this invitation to your friends & folks whose emails escaped our attention.
Please bring some food, alcohol or other beverage to share. We will have aquatic comestibles to get the salivary surf rolling and the famous Bash Brew...
The hot tub will NOT be bubbling [grrrr - it will be working by the following weekend], but the dance floor will be slippery, and we'll kick open the old oak chest for more entertainment as soon as we wrest it from the sticky undertow!
What's that you say? You want to wear a COSTUME!? Well of COURSE you do! Those caught in Bohemian waters without a costume will be immediately LAME LISTED as a warning to others. Those arriving nude will be conducted into the back room immediately for inspection, unless the police get you first... Need ideas? Think: water, scary. Little Nemo or the Creature from the Black Lagoon. Aquaman or Nemo. Walleye or Wallbanger. [Bonus points if you know what any of that means...] Rewards may be earned...
RSVP, and please contact me [or the friend who invited you] with any questions, or if you need directions to the Bohemian Manse.
This is the 20th year our group of friends has hosted this bash, and I always have a great time. Thanks everyone!!
H20 Quick Reference:
Saturday 10/20 9pm [2nd wave around 1am - so please join us after other events, if you like]
Costumes: Yes, please!
Food or beverage to share: Yes, please!
Friends: Yes, indeedy!
What we will do: Converse, dance, eat, watch movies, play games, get very very wet...