Allow me to introduce
The Wine Rack.
At first I was torn between being horribly offended (sexist much?) and kind of wanting one (perfect for sneaking cheap booze on, say, oh, a cruise) and then I thought about it just a little longer and realized it was a terrible idea.
Nobody is going to want to drink the wine from a camel bag in your bra, world. Not because it's in your boobs but because it's going to be roughly 90 degrees Farenheit. Body heat people.