Tsaiko and Miome Theater: How do you measure a penis?
Somehow last night, the topic of conversation between miome and I got on the topic of measuring a penis. As Wikipedia explains, this is not as simple as it sounds. From what I understand, there is a lot of debate on how to measure a penis. Do you measure when flaccid? When hard? How do you take into account that it can stretch? Do you measure along the top? Along the bottom? Where do you stop? At the base? What is considered the base of the penis? How do you take into account curvature? Is circumference more important than length? Where would you measure the circumference? At the head? The base? There's a lot of questions
Miome: You know what? Forget length or circumference. They should measure penis size by volume.
Tsaiko: Using what method?
Miome: Measure the displacement of water. Hand a guy a jar full of water and tell him "Put as much of your penis into this jar as will fit. NO BALLS."
Tsaiko: *cracks up laughing*
Miome: You know what? Forget length or circumference. They should measure penis size by volume.
Tsaiko: Using what method?
Miome: Measure the displacement of water. Hand a guy a jar full of water and tell him "Put as much of your penis into this jar as will fit. NO BALLS."
Tsaiko: *cracks up laughing*