Remember Chalcedony of the Sky Blue Orbs? She left her slipper on the stair all right, and her bra on the bed, and her pantalettes on the lampshade.
And as soon as I read that line, I knew I was going to love
An Old-Fashioned Unicorn's Guide to Courtship. It is a very good parody of the traditional fairy-tale princess story. I seriously cannot tell you how many times I cracked up laughing. I was afraid that the ending wouldn't live up to the rest of it, but it was sweet and I loved it. Safe for work.