killer bees!
So today, after hard work in psychology and anthropology...i decided to go get a bite to eat at the caf. well, i got my food to go, and as i was innocently walking home with my to-go box and Styrofoam cup...i was attacked by one horribly obnoxious bee!
now we all know that if you just keep walking, and leave the little bee alone, that it wont bother you, and eventually fly off to bigger and better things...Well thats what i did. And instead of the stupid bee leaving me alone...it decided to sit on my shoulder...about 2 inches away from my face. it was really hard not to freak out..but i maintained control
ok...ENOUGH CONTROL, THE BEE IS SITTING 2 INCHES AWAY FROM MY FREAKIN FACE, NOW CRAWLING CLOSER AND CLOSER...AND OUT OF THE CORNER OF MY EYE...I SEE THE BLACK AND YELLOW STRIPES MOVING TOWARD MY EAR...AND ITS TINY LITTLE NASTY LEGS ARE CRAWLING UP ME..OK I FREAKED! I dropped my to-go box along with my drink which spilled everywhere, and the bee freaked too! it flew off of me...AND THEN CAME BACK, THIS TIME LANDING ON MY STOMACH! i dont want to play with you bee GO THE FUCK AWAY! the most fascinating part, is that this stupid disgusting little bee was not interested in my sugar filled root-beer that i had just spilled, or my tasty cafeteria food...NO! IT WAS INTERESTED IN ME! i mean...thanks little bee, im flattered really...but, your just not my type.
SO there i was in the middle of the court yard jumping up and down, slapping myself, whaling my arms about and screaming...yes...you can imagine how stupid i looked. And everyone just kind of stopped and stared...and i didnt care at that point..all i cared about what getting the fucking bee away! so after it was all over with, and the bee flew away, i looked down and saw the mess i had made with my lunch. And then looked up, and saw all the people whispering and laughing at me...HA! these are the moments in life that i just CANT get enough of! haha! oh lord. well, at least the little shit didnt sting me.
fucking bee.
now we all know that if you just keep walking, and leave the little bee alone, that it wont bother you, and eventually fly off to bigger and better things...Well thats what i did. And instead of the stupid bee leaving me alone...it decided to sit on my shoulder...about 2 inches away from my face. it was really hard not to freak out..but i maintained control
ok...ENOUGH CONTROL, THE BEE IS SITTING 2 INCHES AWAY FROM MY FREAKIN FACE, NOW CRAWLING CLOSER AND CLOSER...AND OUT OF THE CORNER OF MY EYE...I SEE THE BLACK AND YELLOW STRIPES MOVING TOWARD MY EAR...AND ITS TINY LITTLE NASTY LEGS ARE CRAWLING UP ME..OK I FREAKED! I dropped my to-go box along with my drink which spilled everywhere, and the bee freaked too! it flew off of me...AND THEN CAME BACK, THIS TIME LANDING ON MY STOMACH! i dont want to play with you bee GO THE FUCK AWAY! the most fascinating part, is that this stupid disgusting little bee was not interested in my sugar filled root-beer that i had just spilled, or my tasty cafeteria food...NO! IT WAS INTERESTED IN ME! i mean...thanks little bee, im flattered really...but, your just not my type.
SO there i was in the middle of the court yard jumping up and down, slapping myself, whaling my arms about and screaming...yes...you can imagine how stupid i looked. And everyone just kind of stopped and stared...and i didnt care at that point..all i cared about what getting the fucking bee away! so after it was all over with, and the bee flew away, i looked down and saw the mess i had made with my lunch. And then looked up, and saw all the people whispering and laughing at me...HA! these are the moments in life that i just CANT get enough of! haha! oh lord. well, at least the little shit didnt sting me.
fucking bee.