funny fuckin' people on yahoo
alright, on Jan. 23, 2005.. some guy IMed me on yahoo
jjc9601 (2:16:04 AM): hay sexy
dizzyxupxthexgirl (2:17:53 AM): who is this?
jjc9601 (2:18:04 AM): jay 20/m/ma
jjc9601 (2:19:34 AM): you?
jjc9601 (3:02:28 AM): so do you want to see my cock
needless to say, I wasn't impressed. The sad thing is, he imed me again... and I decided to exploit this poor pathetic soul's .. stupidity..
jjc9601 (2:14:50 AM): whats up?
dizzyxupxthexgirl (2:15:26 AM): You must be really desperate.
jjc9601 (2:16:27 AM): what makes you think that?
dizzyxupxthexgirl: Seriously - fuck off.
jjc9601 (2:17:06 AM): why do you want me to do that?
dizzyxupxthexgirl (2:17:53 AM): how old did you say you were again?
jjc9601 (2:18:07 AM): I DIDNT
dizzyxupxthexgirl (2:18:39 AM): yes you did
dizzyxupxthexgirl (2:18:45 AM): yesterday you said you were 20, am I right?
jjc9601 (2:19:00 AM): where are you from?
dizzyxupxthexgirl (2:19:36 AM): don't change the subject, are you 20 or not?
jjc9601 (2:19:46 AM): hahah yeah
dizzyxupxthexgirl (2:19:54 AM): Good
dizzyxupxthexgirl (2:19:55 AM): Now
jjc9601 (2:20:09 AM): WHAT!!!!
dizzyxupxthexgirl (2:20:53 AM): you would think that at 20, you'd have enough neurons packed inside of that head of yours to understand when a girl, such as myself, is not interested in your pathetic attempts at conversation and does not, will not, and wants to PUKE at the thought -- of seeing your cock.
jjc9601 (2:21:22 AM): you would have to pay me sweetie nice try
dizzyxupxthexgirl (2:21:35 AM): haha you weren't saying that yesterday
jjc9601 (2:21:55 AM): can you send me some pics
dizzyxupxthexgirl (2:22:04 AM): are you that dense?
jjc9601 (2:22:15 AM): excuse me
jjc9601 (2:22:23 AM): whats wrong with you
dizzyxupxthexgirl (2:22:46 AM): ...rofl.
jjc9601 (2:23:01 AM): are you in mass
dizzyxupxthexgirl (2:23:41 AM): .. yes, yes i am.
jjc9601 (2:23:53 AM): did u send them
dizzyxupxthexgirl (2:24:13 AM): .. wow .. did you graduate high school.. or what?
jjc9601 (2:24:43 AM): i actually graduted yes
dizzyxupxthexgirl (2:24:54 AM): that surprises me.
jjc9601 (2:25:18 AM): whats ur loc dammit?
dizzyxupxthexgirl (2:25:55 AM): I'm in fucking Mass, you stupid fuck.
jjc9601 (2:26:07 AM): haha WOW
jjc9601 (2:26:11 AM): me too
jjc9601 (2:26:18 AM): what a coinidence
Now this is where I decided to lower my standards and start typing in the way that is apparently 'internet savvy' but definately not intelligent...take a looksie
dizzyxupxthexgirl (2:26:32 AM): oooh my goshhhhh i nooo!
jjc9601 (2:26:54 AM): how did you even get this name
dizzyxupxthexgirl (2:27:04 AM): i dunno YOU imed me!
dizzyxupxthexgirl (2:27:16 AM): iznt that lyk.. so weird?
jjc9601 (2:27:46 AM): ooh did you talk to someone on this name
dizzyxupxthexgirl (2:28:01 AM): ooh my gosh yeaaah.
dizzyxupxthexgirl (2:28:04 AM): n he was lyk
dizzyxupxthexgirl (2:28:08 AM): "wanna see my cock?"
dizzyxupxthexgirl (2:28:09 AM): but lyk
dizzyxupxthexgirl (2:28:14 AM): my boyfriend wuz hea
dizzyxupxthexgirl (2:28:18 AM): so i coodnt say yes
dizzyxupxthexgirl (2:28:26 AM): cuz my bf gets wikked jealous
jjc9601 (2:28:34 AM): i dunno bout that
jjc9601 (2:28:51 AM): i have no nude pics so it wasnt me
jjc9601 (2:29:08 AM): and no cam so not me sorrry for confusion
jjc9601 (2:29:12 AM): BYE
dizzyxupxthexgirl (2:29:23 AM): tee hee kk toodles!!!
At this point... I thought the boy was done... but then... he came BACK!
jjc9601 (2:29:54 AM): what part of mass do you live in
dizzyxupxthexgirl (2:30:10 AM): i thought u sed bye
jjc9601 (2:30:21 AM): i did i am curious thats all
dizzyxupxthexgirl (2:30:36 AM): well i kinda dun live in ne part
jjc9601 (2:30:56 AM): k
dizzyxupxthexgirl (2:31:35 AM): cuz im sorta homeless
jjc9601 (2:32:14 AM): well enjoy you homelessness
dizzyxupxthexgirl (2:32:47 AM): i do cuz then i can juss liv offa evry1 else
jjc9601 (2:33:00 AM): a real Winner you are huh
dizzyxupxthexgirl (2:33:47 AM): Actually, no. YOU're the winner, sweetie. You win a spot on my LJ as one of the dumbest people I've ever had the displeasure of speaking to online. Toodles.
The End!
jjc9601 (2:16:04 AM): hay sexy
dizzyxupxthexgirl (2:17:53 AM): who is this?
jjc9601 (2:18:04 AM): jay 20/m/ma
jjc9601 (2:19:34 AM): you?
jjc9601 (3:02:28 AM): so do you want to see my cock
needless to say, I wasn't impressed. The sad thing is, he imed me again... and I decided to exploit this poor pathetic soul's .. stupidity..
jjc9601 (2:14:50 AM): whats up?
dizzyxupxthexgirl (2:15:26 AM): You must be really desperate.
jjc9601 (2:16:27 AM): what makes you think that?
dizzyxupxthexgirl: Seriously - fuck off.
jjc9601 (2:17:06 AM): why do you want me to do that?
dizzyxupxthexgirl (2:17:53 AM): how old did you say you were again?
jjc9601 (2:18:07 AM): I DIDNT
dizzyxupxthexgirl (2:18:39 AM): yes you did
dizzyxupxthexgirl (2:18:45 AM): yesterday you said you were 20, am I right?
jjc9601 (2:19:00 AM): where are you from?
dizzyxupxthexgirl (2:19:36 AM): don't change the subject, are you 20 or not?
jjc9601 (2:19:46 AM): hahah yeah
dizzyxupxthexgirl (2:19:54 AM): Good
dizzyxupxthexgirl (2:19:55 AM): Now
jjc9601 (2:20:09 AM): WHAT!!!!
dizzyxupxthexgirl (2:20:53 AM): you would think that at 20, you'd have enough neurons packed inside of that head of yours to understand when a girl, such as myself, is not interested in your pathetic attempts at conversation and does not, will not, and wants to PUKE at the thought -- of seeing your cock.
jjc9601 (2:21:22 AM): you would have to pay me sweetie nice try
dizzyxupxthexgirl (2:21:35 AM): haha you weren't saying that yesterday
jjc9601 (2:21:55 AM): can you send me some pics
dizzyxupxthexgirl (2:22:04 AM): are you that dense?
jjc9601 (2:22:15 AM): excuse me
jjc9601 (2:22:23 AM): whats wrong with you
dizzyxupxthexgirl (2:22:46 AM): ...rofl.
jjc9601 (2:23:01 AM): are you in mass
dizzyxupxthexgirl (2:23:41 AM): .. yes, yes i am.
jjc9601 (2:23:53 AM): did u send them
dizzyxupxthexgirl (2:24:13 AM): .. wow .. did you graduate high school.. or what?
jjc9601 (2:24:43 AM): i actually graduted yes
dizzyxupxthexgirl (2:24:54 AM): that surprises me.
jjc9601 (2:25:18 AM): whats ur loc dammit?
dizzyxupxthexgirl (2:25:55 AM): I'm in fucking Mass, you stupid fuck.
jjc9601 (2:26:07 AM): haha WOW
jjc9601 (2:26:11 AM): me too
jjc9601 (2:26:18 AM): what a coinidence
Now this is where I decided to lower my standards and start typing in the way that is apparently 'internet savvy' but definately not intelligent...take a looksie
dizzyxupxthexgirl (2:26:32 AM): oooh my goshhhhh i nooo!
jjc9601 (2:26:54 AM): how did you even get this name
dizzyxupxthexgirl (2:27:04 AM): i dunno YOU imed me!
dizzyxupxthexgirl (2:27:16 AM): iznt that lyk.. so weird?
jjc9601 (2:27:46 AM): ooh did you talk to someone on this name
dizzyxupxthexgirl (2:28:01 AM): ooh my gosh yeaaah.
dizzyxupxthexgirl (2:28:04 AM): n he was lyk
dizzyxupxthexgirl (2:28:08 AM): "wanna see my cock?"
dizzyxupxthexgirl (2:28:09 AM): but lyk
dizzyxupxthexgirl (2:28:14 AM): my boyfriend wuz hea
dizzyxupxthexgirl (2:28:18 AM): so i coodnt say yes
dizzyxupxthexgirl (2:28:26 AM): cuz my bf gets wikked jealous
jjc9601 (2:28:34 AM): i dunno bout that
jjc9601 (2:28:51 AM): i have no nude pics so it wasnt me
jjc9601 (2:29:08 AM): and no cam so not me sorrry for confusion
jjc9601 (2:29:12 AM): BYE
dizzyxupxthexgirl (2:29:23 AM): tee hee kk toodles!!!
At this point... I thought the boy was done... but then... he came BACK!
jjc9601 (2:29:54 AM): what part of mass do you live in
dizzyxupxthexgirl (2:30:10 AM): i thought u sed bye
jjc9601 (2:30:21 AM): i did i am curious thats all
dizzyxupxthexgirl (2:30:36 AM): well i kinda dun live in ne part
jjc9601 (2:30:56 AM): k
dizzyxupxthexgirl (2:31:35 AM): cuz im sorta homeless
jjc9601 (2:32:14 AM): well enjoy you homelessness
dizzyxupxthexgirl (2:32:47 AM): i do cuz then i can juss liv offa evry1 else
jjc9601 (2:33:00 AM): a real Winner you are huh
dizzyxupxthexgirl (2:33:47 AM): Actually, no. YOU're the winner, sweetie. You win a spot on my LJ as one of the dumbest people I've ever had the displeasure of speaking to online. Toodles.
The End!