Rejected Novel First Sentences
* It was a cold bright day in April and all the clocks were striking eleven-thirty.
* Call me Mike.
* It was an okay time.
* In the beginning, God created Yahtzee.
* Happy families are all alike; unhappy families are also alike.
* Howard Roark picked his nose.
* Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearing a bowl of lather on which a mirror and a razor lay crossed. A yellow dressing gown, ungirdled, was sustained gently behind him on the mild morning air. He held the bowl aloft and intoned:
-- Fuck this fucking shit.
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