Kitty...Oh you F'in Cat!
Organza curtains are not inteded to hold the weight of a 12 pound cat who leaps at a bird deeder and hangs in midair like a character in a demented feline version of The Matrix.
And enough with trying to get in the clean box of litter, not to do anything in it, but with only the intent to spread it around.
And quit with the back of the couch.
In other news, yesterday I bought an orange JArritos soda and intend to drink it. Maybe it's my tan that has me craving to quench the thirst of the sista inside of me. Lord, that guy was a moron.
Today I tried something called Jamaican Style Kola Champagne soda. Popular in Puerto Rico and South America, it tastes a lot like cream soda with the slightest hint of citrus. The citrus may be from a fruit called the maymee which is kind of like a peach. Not to be confused with the sopadilla which has a similar name in Spanish. I'd be interested in trying one from south of the border with sugar instead of corn syrup.
I guess the stuff was invented in the late 1800s by a Spanish American War soldier. He started a factory making the soda. Later he killed himself.
So with that story I think this could be marketed toward goth kids. There's a version in South America with Gaurana so there's already one with an energy boost. They'd just have to but bats and shit on it.
And enough with trying to get in the clean box of litter, not to do anything in it, but with only the intent to spread it around.
And quit with the back of the couch.
In other news, yesterday I bought an orange JArritos soda and intend to drink it. Maybe it's my tan that has me craving to quench the thirst of the sista inside of me. Lord, that guy was a moron.
Today I tried something called Jamaican Style Kola Champagne soda. Popular in Puerto Rico and South America, it tastes a lot like cream soda with the slightest hint of citrus. The citrus may be from a fruit called the maymee which is kind of like a peach. Not to be confused with the sopadilla which has a similar name in Spanish. I'd be interested in trying one from south of the border with sugar instead of corn syrup.
I guess the stuff was invented in the late 1800s by a Spanish American War soldier. He started a factory making the soda. Later he killed himself.
So with that story I think this could be marketed toward goth kids. There's a version in South America with Gaurana so there's already one with an energy boost. They'd just have to but bats and shit on it.