Time for another hilarious dose of animal science 101...
ok so, i know they made the movie A.I. nd it was about artificial intelligence, but after this year of classes, the letters A.I. only mean one thing to me.... artificial insemination. read on at ur own risk
1. "...to collect semen from bulls, stallions, rams, buck goats, and RABBITS" ok, so who the fuck has the job of gettin the rabbit off, i mean seriously its not like bunnies have problems with fucking, i mean thats where the phrase fucking like rabbits comes from, so why why why is it at the end of that sentence???
2. "semen can also be collected using an electroejaculator, in which a probe is inserted into the rectum and an electrical stimulation causes ejaculation" ok so that sounds to me like a nice way of saying, u can stick a vibrator in a bulls ass and he'll come. in other words not only do bulls(and cows coincidentally) hump anything, but it kinda seems to me that this suggests that all farm animals are at least bisexual. hmmm very interesting.
3. nd just because i like having 3 points, if u rub a turkeys belly long enough(and this takes two people, one to hold him down and one to rub) he'll come. so next time you see a turkey (which will prob be at ur thanksgiving dinner, lucky you!) think about that!!! (how many people are not gonna be able to eat turkey now?)
anyway, thats bout all i got. this just proves that some people are never mature enough to study "reproduction" of anything. im starting to wonder if my maturity level has dropped since high school, cause i def wasnt this bad in sex ed. or it could just be the fact that i spent an hour on wendsday watching cows hump eachother (what fun my labs are!!)either way, hope you all learned something new today!
1. "...to collect semen from bulls, stallions, rams, buck goats, and RABBITS" ok, so who the fuck has the job of gettin the rabbit off, i mean seriously its not like bunnies have problems with fucking, i mean thats where the phrase fucking like rabbits comes from, so why why why is it at the end of that sentence???
2. "semen can also be collected using an electroejaculator, in which a probe is inserted into the rectum and an electrical stimulation causes ejaculation" ok so that sounds to me like a nice way of saying, u can stick a vibrator in a bulls ass and he'll come. in other words not only do bulls(and cows coincidentally) hump anything, but it kinda seems to me that this suggests that all farm animals are at least bisexual. hmmm very interesting.
3. nd just because i like having 3 points, if u rub a turkeys belly long enough(and this takes two people, one to hold him down and one to rub) he'll come. so next time you see a turkey (which will prob be at ur thanksgiving dinner, lucky you!) think about that!!! (how many people are not gonna be able to eat turkey now?)
anyway, thats bout all i got. this just proves that some people are never mature enough to study "reproduction" of anything. im starting to wonder if my maturity level has dropped since high school, cause i def wasnt this bad in sex ed. or it could just be the fact that i spent an hour on wendsday watching cows hump eachother (what fun my labs are!!)either way, hope you all learned something new today!