weird ass people

[trynhard]

so im fronting a shelve when this crazy lady who works in the meat dept. and thinks we're friends, cuase i listen to her talk(even though i never understand what she says) starts going psss psss and im like what the fuck now and she procedes to tell me that crocodile dundee is walking around the store, and is in aisle 4 but i shouldnt go look cause he doesnt want to be bothered. i didnt go look, cause she just a weird ass old nut job, but it was pretty amusing.

oh and i think i may have a hearing probel, or else the people i work with just dont speak english, which is entirely possible, since they all talk to themselves anyway