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May 13, 2004 11:10

I feel like that guy in the last skit of Creepshow, where he keeps killing that same cockroach, and it keeps reappearing, then finally a ton of cockroaches appear EVERYWHERE! I am SURROUNDED by ants. I've been fighting the little bastards for the last week now. They're attracted to whatever I'm drinking at the time. In the last week, I've probably killed 20 ants, all in a certain area on my desk. I finally got sick of it today and pulled some furniture aside to try and find out where the hell they're coming from. I can't figure it out, but more keep appearing! And they're not even appearing in the same vacinity as each other, so I really have no idea where the bastards live. I've killed at least a dozen today. The ant traps I've had in my room for the last week seem to be doing fuck-all for me. I'm slowly being driven insane by ants. No doubt in another week, my body will be discovered, and ants will burst forth from my chest, swarming out in infinite waves of their little insect army.
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