....
I hit two pigs.
This little piggy went the market,
this little piggy ran into the road,
this little piggy followed after,
and those two little piggies went wee wee wee wee all the way under my jeep.
They weren't little piggies.
I smashed a fog light, on a pig. I tore my wheel well off, on a pig. I poped out a light cover, on a pig. I knocked my bumper out of place, on a pig.
*sorry piggies*