It's awesome that my mom kept her last name, because it weeds out telemarketer calls. But I also just told a telemarketer that I was housesitting.
This is the worst essay of my life. I think I say that every essay, but this one is very, very bad.
I wonder if the Fresh Only Bakery thing is what Pete has planned for Toronto. If it is, I will scream inside from excitment and frustration.
Out of boredom I looked at Tokio Hotel pictures and called my mom over and asked what gender she thought Bill was. She was like "A girl, so I'm assuming they're not." and I showed her a bunch, and she said "I feel wrong calling him a boy." and "The girl's at the front?" and then she said "The other two are so pudgy and boring. They have no look about them." and I did all of the Tom disliking for her. Then she told me to look at pictures of Boy George and that was v ery crazy, and in conclusion, Bill Kualitz is scary. And the bassist, I think? LOOKS SO MUCH LIKE MATT OMG :( Matt was a kid I knew in the Star Wars fandom, and he was completley in love with me. Seriously, he visited Canada from England just to see me. And he was ugly. So seeing his twin all over the place is also very very scary.
Dear Warner: you're a bunch of retards. You know how My Chem is supposedly the head of an army of emos? Why have you not (or stopped, idk) making My Chem wrist cuffs?
Ugh. I actually applied at two grocery stores today. I'm so sorry, ten-year-old me. Both are desperate for deli people, so yeah, me with large slicing machines. Wut. My first eight paycheques will probably go towards music. Granted that I get hired, that is.
MY PARENTS JUST SUGGESTED LAS VEGAS FOR SPRING BREAK. Oh my God. I. I don't even know! I don't give a shit about Las Vegas and honestly don't know what we're going to do for a ~week there, but! OMG, omg, fangirl, omg need to breathe. OMG. Ahaha my mom: "and we're safe, I think Céline left."
I want to watch a movie tonight. I want Shine to come over.
Ati wne tcrazy tonight! BB, the neigbour's dog, came outside, and Ati started bakring like crazy and then proceeded do run laps around yard. Like, actual greyhound running, it was so cool!