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Jul 16, 2011 21:06

[The journal clicks on as it drops to the ground, recording a quiet curse and a dark screen. After a moment it lifts up, revealing a flash view of Edward in a tank top as he tilts his arm, prodding at the metal limb that is apparently not cooperating as well as it should.]

What the hell is wrong with this thing? It's not-

[And his words are quite ( Read more... )

!blackbeard, autofail, need a new mechanic, !vorona, !honda kiku [japan], rocket fist, !leon ds geeste, winry what have you done, so embarassing, !emil, ed ed ed of luceti, why are wheels on feet, watch out for that tree, rogue flying arms, !beat, !robo-ky, haruhi goddammit

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[Action] roboredom July 17 2011, 03:47:26 UTC
[There is a robot wandering about the town. One who could certainly appreciate the work and craftsmanship of a goddamn rocket fist, because it's awesome and practical in combat! There's no way a flying fist could piss off someone like Robo-Ky.

Except for when one slams into the side of his head while passing by, and causing his head to spin around rapidly.]

--AGH!

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[Action] truthget July 17 2011, 04:00:30 UTC
[Aha, he actually saw where it went this time! It-

...OH GOD WHAT IS WRONG WITH THAT GUY'S HEAD]

Agh!!

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[Action] roboredom July 17 2011, 04:03:30 UTC
[Robo-Ky is trying to stop his head from spinning by grabbing it, only managing to stop it while it was staring in the other direction.]

WHO DID THAT!? WHERE DID YOU GO!? [He could have sworn he heard someone agh.]

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[Action] truthget July 17 2011, 04:28:57 UTC
[His face is pointing in the wrong direction why is it like that why is he still talking]

Are you okay!?

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[Action] roboredom July 17 2011, 04:31:35 UTC
[...

Robo-Ky turns it around to face Ed.] WHAT HAPPENED?

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[Action] truthget July 17 2011, 04:35:16 UTC
[Wh...

Is that a robot.]

You... got hit. I think.

[IT TOTALLY WASN'T ME IGNORE THE MISSING ARM.]

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[Action] roboredom July 17 2011, 04:38:30 UTC
I KNOW THAT. [He just had to double check.] WHERE DID THE PERSON WHO DID IT GO?

[YES, HE NARROWED HIS EYES.]

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[Action] truthget July 17 2011, 05:04:47 UTC
[Well, can't blame a guy for trying, right?]

It... was an accident. Sorry.

[He's pretty sure this is a robot.

Crap.]

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[Action] roboredom July 17 2011, 05:15:44 UTC
[Then it was this guy. Who is missing an arm. That's weird, but humans are defective anyway.

Headtilt. Except his head got a little unscrewed by all that spinning so it ends up leaning to one side.] WHAT DID YOU DO? [Because it hurt.]

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[Action] truthget July 17 2011, 05:23:11 UTC
[Aaaand he's managed to piss off a robot. While he's unarmed. And unable to do alchemy.

If he dies today, Winry, he's blaming you.

Okay, let's... try diplomacy. Because that's totally his best trait.]

...You don't have rockets in your arms, do you?

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[Action] roboredom July 17 2011, 05:30:21 UTC
[That's funny. Robo-Ky blames Winry for a lot of stuff too!]

--WHO TOLD YOU THAT!? [That's supposed to be a state secret or something!]

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[Action] truthget July 17 2011, 05:55:27 UTC
Wh- no one told me! I'm asking because that's what happened! [He points to his arm. See? Rocket fist. Went flying. Hit you in the face.]

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[Action] roboredom July 17 2011, 06:06:58 UTC
[He stops his yelling to stare at Ed. Like, really stare at him.]

YOU CALL THAT A GOOD ROCKET FIST?

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[Action] truthget July 17 2011, 06:46:59 UTC
I didn't call it a good anything.

[Why is that stare giving him a REALLY BAD FEELING.]

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[Action] roboredom July 17 2011, 07:09:22 UTC
[Because that bad feeling is totally right where it should be.]

I'LL SHOW YOU HOW IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE DONE! [He's slowly raising his right arm...]

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[Action] truthget July 17 2011, 07:39:48 UTC
[AH NO BAD FEELING REALLY BAD FEELING]

Wait, wait, wait!! I don't need to see it!

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