Things I want to post on facebook but can't.

Sep 28, 2009 19:57

Things I want to post on facebook but can't.

Dear Aunt Lee, Give it a rest with the fucking quizzes.

Who the fuck are you!? Did I know you from Dana, high school You have a shitload of kids!

YOU HAVE A SHITLOAD OF KIDS!

I only follow you because I really don't know any religious people and I find your life weird in a bizarre sense, and I really enjoy reading about your church group or temple service. Seriously I do. It is like a tale of a far away land that I know no part of. But would be sad and alone if I really went.

Man, you really like stuff I have no interest in.

Why do you have a such a strong opinion about Anne Geddes in the first place. She just photographs babies in weird costumes. HOW DOES THIS EFFECT YOU? Out of all the things in your life you choose to show emotion about a babies having a sunflower head!?

HOLY SHIT YOU ARE WHAT KIND OF FISH!?!?! WHAT KIND OF FISH AM I!?!?!? I KNEW IT....CLOWNFISH!

You are my sisters friend, I should of never agreed to this internet friendship in the first place you have nothing to contribute to my life, I have nothing to contribute to your life. Lets call it a draw and just walk away.
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