the girl who cried DISEASE

Oct 29, 2004 03:02

Um.

So I have Type I diabetes according to the medical question-and-answer book I'm reading now.

SYMPTOMS:

  1. under 30 years of age

  2. frequent urination

  3. excessive thirst

  4. increase of appetite

  5. drastic loss of weight

  6. food craving, particularly sweets

  7. feeling tired, drowsy, weak, depressed, irritable and generally unwell.


I have it, says my big brain. I'm 22, I pee a lot, I drink glasses of water, and compared to the past months, I eat a lot now, symptom #5--the only thing I don't have but #6, holy crap, so that explains the Pillows I send people out for to buy everytime I see a five-peso coin idling somewhere!
And the last one accounts for my behavior towards p-p-people.

eh?!

For a second there I believed the book like I would a personalized msn horoscope.
Fo real.

Anyway, Dilbert. All a girl needs.



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA *chokes*
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