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So, I was a drinker and a fiend and one night I go off crazier than usual. My wife gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. I didn’t like that, not one bit. So, as my kid is watching, I take the knife to her, laughing while I do it. I turn to my son and say “WHY SO SERIOUS!?”. Then I go at him with the knife “why so serious!?” Stick the blade in his mouth "lets put a smile on that face!"