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I'm looking over my old LJ's(from like 2004+) and started laughing my ass off at a lot of them. So I had to repost some.
Heres a poem i apparently wrote:
jeremy bass is really gay
he freakin works every day
while david clark ran to the beach
just to beat off two other guys meats
but there is one more that you should know
hes quite the fag, and his momma's my hoe
he runs around saying "I'm the best"
only cuz hes in huge sausage fests
when it comes to smash, he wont admit
when i kick his ass, he pitches a fit
he complains like a bitch that i was cheap
cuz hes tryin his best and im countin sheep
so he grabs his link and uses up B
only to get bitch slapped by shiek and me
again he starts whining "No over A"
so i grab "the puff" and raped him that day
but dont get me started on the two above
cuz instead of gettin better, they just make love
please dont hate on any of those three
they're just two eating bastards and daniel d.
heres one that i remember happening and couldn't stop laughin at:
i fukin ran my head into a pole at checkers on accident and now my right eye is fucked up, my head hurts and im gonna go play god of war 2.
I read a all of them now and would post more but the rest are only funny cuz of comments people left and im not posting all that.
Heres a poem i apparently wrote:
jeremy bass is really gay
he freakin works every day
while david clark ran to the beach
just to beat off two other guys meats
but there is one more that you should know
hes quite the fag, and his momma's my hoe
he runs around saying "I'm the best"
only cuz hes in huge sausage fests
when it comes to smash, he wont admit
when i kick his ass, he pitches a fit
he complains like a bitch that i was cheap
cuz hes tryin his best and im countin sheep
so he grabs his link and uses up B
only to get bitch slapped by shiek and me
again he starts whining "No over A"
so i grab "the puff" and raped him that day
but dont get me started on the two above
cuz instead of gettin better, they just make love
please dont hate on any of those three
they're just two eating bastards and daniel d.
heres one that i remember happening and couldn't stop laughin at:
i fukin ran my head into a pole at checkers on accident and now my right eye is fucked up, my head hurts and im gonna go play god of war 2.
I read a all of them now and would post more but the rest are only funny cuz of comments people left and im not posting all that.