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[trustnoone365]

so I'm going through some old documents on my computer and I came across my couplet thing for english my senior year.

My name is Dustin Page
I’m full of rage

Rhyming is easy
Yet makes me queasy

17 couplets are way too many
For each one I do, I want a penny

That last rhyme was stankey
Almost as bad as the pokemon, mankey

I’m already tired of this crap
Because it reminds me too much of rap

I’m quite lazy right now
And hungry as a cow

I’m back to finish this stuff
Even though I feel I’ve done enough

I love to play my playstation2
If you had one, you would too

I also enjoy watching my t.v.
I bet cartoon network has something to see

Yeah, I know I’m quite boring
Whenever someone tells me, I send them soaring

I mean, come on teach
Let’s all take a field trip to the beach

Actually, I don’t really like outdoors
I heard its bad for the pores

How can you write 17 couplets about yourself
When your as lazy as a garden elf

I like to be creative, I really do
But these things just blow my mind, its true

I used to love going outside
And shout for my team, ROLL TIDE

But now I met my true love
Which I treat with a rubber glove

My baby hardly even needs name
But I prefer to call her, my video game

HAHA!