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so im checking stuff about smash brothers brawl and i find this list of 100 reasons why sonic the hedgehog should not be in the game. im sorry its so long but trust me, if ya'll know about smash brothers OR even just sonic, its funny. just read em all and dont be lazy....david.
1. hes not a nintendo character
2. hes from sega
3. hes not a second party character
4. hes a third party character
5. hes not a first party character.
6. he has apeared on other none nintendo systemes.
7. he wears no pants
8. he has lame voice acting
9. there are better sega characters
10. there are better third part characters
11. he wears no shirt
12. he doesnt fit in the game
13. hes to fast in the anime
14. there are better characters that can be in this game
15. he first apeared on a sega console
16. his games are not good anymore
17. mario is better
18. link is better
19. zelda is better
20. hes a yoshi clone
21. bowser is better
22. he takes a spot for a bettter character
23. there is no need for him
24. he has to many games
25. he is already in a game with nintendo characters
26. he was not originalty designed by nintendo
27. some nintendo fans dont like him
28. some people hate him
29. he takes the place of an extra third party character
30. some people dont want him in this game
31. he only wears shoes
32. some nintendo fans dont want him in this game
33. sakurai didnt design him
34. he doesnt have any good items
35. he doesnt look like a nintendo character
36. he doesnt look like a character from this game.
37. i dont want him in
38. some people dont want third party characters in this game
39. some people don want third party characters in this game
40. not everyone who knows mario knows sonic
41. not everyone who knows link knows sonic
42. peach is a better character
43. he takes a slot that could have been taken by nino
44. my sister doesnt know who he is
45. people who dont want sonic in this game dont want sonic in this game.
46. his games are rated E
47. his games teaches bad value
48. he does not look human
49. he looks like a hedghog
50. he has the same name as a restaurant
51. he has an anime
52. wario is better
53. people who like sonic but dont want him in brawl dont want him in brawl
54. some people dont want a blue hedghog in this game
55. he has at least 50 reasons why he shouldnt be in this game
56. he has fake hair
57. my cousin doesnt know who he is
58. some legend of zelda fans dont want him in
59. some bowser fans dont want him in
60. some of his moves are based from jigglypuff
61. he will make to many characters in this game
62. he makes fans of other games want there characters in
63. he makes useless forum topics being created
64. his first games apeared on a sega systeme
65. his first games did not apear on a nintendo systeme
66. most of his 2d games apeared on a sega systeme first
67. some people really hate him
68. his up+b attack creates items during a match
69. his down B and Smash B attacks are similar
70. hes to fast
71. hes not as fast as he is in his games
72. hes not as fast as he is in the anime
73. hes not the fastest video game character
74. hes not the fastest anime character
75. he doesnt have a well known comic
76. some captain falcon fans dont like him
77. he gives ness a lesser chance to apear
78. he gives eliwood a lesser chance to apear
79. he breaks the laws of science
80. his name has the 3 same first letters that another video game company has
81. he has many diferent group of fans who dont want him in
82. not all his fans want him in
83. some people dont like his moveset
84. some people dont like his final smash
85. his final smash can be better
86. his anime is offensive to people who cant walk
87. his games are offensive to people who cant walk
88. his games ruin the image of hedgehogs
89. his race is unspellable
90. him being in the game gives luigi a lesser chance to apear in this game
91. luigi is a better character
92. him being in the game gives other sonic characters a greater chance to apear
93. he supports cloning
94. he doesnt have wings
95. he is not from the starfox universe
96. he doesnt support taxes
97. he is not hyrulian
98. he looks weird
99. he has a natural predator as a friend
100. his games support name changing.
1. hes not a nintendo character
2. hes from sega
3. hes not a second party character
4. hes a third party character
5. hes not a first party character.
6. he has apeared on other none nintendo systemes.
7. he wears no pants
8. he has lame voice acting
9. there are better sega characters
10. there are better third part characters
11. he wears no shirt
12. he doesnt fit in the game
13. hes to fast in the anime
14. there are better characters that can be in this game
15. he first apeared on a sega console
16. his games are not good anymore
17. mario is better
18. link is better
19. zelda is better
20. hes a yoshi clone
21. bowser is better
22. he takes a spot for a bettter character
23. there is no need for him
24. he has to many games
25. he is already in a game with nintendo characters
26. he was not originalty designed by nintendo
27. some nintendo fans dont like him
28. some people hate him
29. he takes the place of an extra third party character
30. some people dont want him in this game
31. he only wears shoes
32. some nintendo fans dont want him in this game
33. sakurai didnt design him
34. he doesnt have any good items
35. he doesnt look like a nintendo character
36. he doesnt look like a character from this game.
37. i dont want him in
38. some people dont want third party characters in this game
39. some people don want third party characters in this game
40. not everyone who knows mario knows sonic
41. not everyone who knows link knows sonic
42. peach is a better character
43. he takes a slot that could have been taken by nino
44. my sister doesnt know who he is
45. people who dont want sonic in this game dont want sonic in this game.
46. his games are rated E
47. his games teaches bad value
48. he does not look human
49. he looks like a hedghog
50. he has the same name as a restaurant
51. he has an anime
52. wario is better
53. people who like sonic but dont want him in brawl dont want him in brawl
54. some people dont want a blue hedghog in this game
55. he has at least 50 reasons why he shouldnt be in this game
56. he has fake hair
57. my cousin doesnt know who he is
58. some legend of zelda fans dont want him in
59. some bowser fans dont want him in
60. some of his moves are based from jigglypuff
61. he will make to many characters in this game
62. he makes fans of other games want there characters in
63. he makes useless forum topics being created
64. his first games apeared on a sega systeme
65. his first games did not apear on a nintendo systeme
66. most of his 2d games apeared on a sega systeme first
67. some people really hate him
68. his up+b attack creates items during a match
69. his down B and Smash B attacks are similar
70. hes to fast
71. hes not as fast as he is in his games
72. hes not as fast as he is in the anime
73. hes not the fastest video game character
74. hes not the fastest anime character
75. he doesnt have a well known comic
76. some captain falcon fans dont like him
77. he gives ness a lesser chance to apear
78. he gives eliwood a lesser chance to apear
79. he breaks the laws of science
80. his name has the 3 same first letters that another video game company has
81. he has many diferent group of fans who dont want him in
82. not all his fans want him in
83. some people dont like his moveset
84. some people dont like his final smash
85. his final smash can be better
86. his anime is offensive to people who cant walk
87. his games are offensive to people who cant walk
88. his games ruin the image of hedgehogs
89. his race is unspellable
90. him being in the game gives luigi a lesser chance to apear in this game
91. luigi is a better character
92. him being in the game gives other sonic characters a greater chance to apear
93. he supports cloning
94. he doesnt have wings
95. he is not from the starfox universe
96. he doesnt support taxes
97. he is not hyrulian
98. he looks weird
99. he has a natural predator as a friend
100. his games support name changing.