Ha! Brighton Uni have invited me to apply for accommodation despite the offer being ludicrously unfeasible. I think I might apply anyway, you never know, they may reconsider their stupid offer when I excel at my exams. Y'know, or not.
Hey, you tart, i have been checking the old journal every six hours or whatever it is, like in Lost, just to see if you've updated it. All this time you have been updating a new and completely secret journal. If i hadn't hired a private detective to film you typing in your undies I'd have never found out.
My anger could possibly be this much.. <-----> Maybe. Might not be.
You're the tart and also quite silly. I added you as a friend millenia ago, it's not my fault you hadn't checked your personal information. So there. I'll tell you what else is also true, last night I was given a blueberry flavored condom. I kept it. As a pet.
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All this time you have been updating a new and completely secret journal. If i hadn't hired a private detective to film you typing in your undies I'd have never found out.
My anger could possibly be this much..
<----->
Maybe. Might not be.
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