Aug 12, 2005 23:28
My To-Do List
o Sell that blasted mummy to the nearest Natural History museum. The depth is preserving it decently, or as decently as a 2,000 year old member of Egyptian royalty can be kept at this point. I'm a little worried about the curse inscription, but that's why I'm leaving them to open it.
o Complete forged documents that prove that nice couple living in the Midwest are really the Lindburgh baby and Anastasia. The deals on that movie would be huge.
o Break my business partnership with that Norman Osborne fellow. There's something shady about him...
o Complete sale of the Hope Diamond. Hope no one notices that it's already in the Smithsonian.
o Finish plans for that little business venture involving high dining, time travel and lots of explosions. Slugfest suggested the name Milliways. I kind of like it.
o Continue refusal to hand my notes out to the hierarchy of the army, claiming a reporter's right to confidentiality. Hope none of the higher ups realize I'm not a reporter.
o Enroll in art classes at the nearest community college. I'm already a good artist, but the ego boost over my fellow students and instructor when I recreate the Mona Lisa without references make me feel so much better.
o Set up the timer record for Gilmore Girls(for Onslaught).
o Fire my agent.
o And finally... get the slagging SPIDER out of my head! Primus, the bomb was better... =p