Ow.

May 03, 2005 16:51

Well, I've been on the shelf for a while now thanks to certain individuals... but, on the up side, it looks like it was all worth it. Scrapper and the rest of the Constructicons started rebuilding me, with new tech. I gotta say, I had my doubts, but things look good. The down side is, my cognitive matrix is currently inhabiting a small computer, which means I have nothing to do but browse the Internet and make posts here.

I infected the computer of Bill Gates with a virus for giggles. It made me feel a little better.

Scrapper's actually kind of sympathetic(for Scrapper, anyway). He said, via Megatron's orders, two other Deceps got the new body treatment first. Soundwave came in, really upset, talking about one of his babies being gone. It was... awkward. After he calmed down, he said Ravage got the treatment, along with some new upgrades to his stealth systems. Nobody seems to know who Decep #2 is, though. I checked with everyone, but NO ONE looks any different.

In the midst of all this, I feel like I've forgotten something... it might be due to the fact that Deadend is next in line, and he keeps griping about how he's got a brain the size of a planet and they want to make him a Viper or something. I'm stuck in a computer, and all I have for company are Orlando Bloom fan sites, agonizingly bad online cartoon strips, and a manically depressed Decepticon.

[Deadend] Think you've got it bad? What are you supposed to do if you ARE a manically depressed Decepticon?
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