smack a bear
quite frankly, after you have just gotten in a fight with cheeblers, you don't feel like doing anything else for a long time. sadly, i never got a chance to rest before the next exciting chapter in my quest for eternal rafftimus began. it all started when i was traveling through a slightly wooded area of oklahoma and i saw a small red light flash in the corner of my eye. i stopped for a moment and looked around to see what it was. but then i continued on-ward and thought nothing of it. sadly, it doesn't end there. about every five steps i took there was another flash. by now i was in a panic and nearly wet my pants dashing through the forest to find where the forest ended. yet, the end of the forest was the last place i needed to be. because when i arrived there i was stopped by the forest's robotic infant border police. there was no doubt in my mind that small robotic babies was twice as scary as a pack of cheeblers. the shiny, oversized heads and metal diapers were enough to frighten me beyond what i thought was possible. this would prove to be an interesting segment of my quest for eternal rafftimus...