Funny Convos

[trunks37m]

from bash.org:

Some dude tried to break in last night at like 2am, but I was on the comp and it's like right beside the window so I heard the faggot.
Anyways, I grabbed the folding chair and as soon as he was like halfway through I beat the fucking shit out of him.
So he's laying here unconscious and I call the cops. Once they get here, they

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Ummmmmm..............

[anonymous]

But you what's really awesome? High school kids think they're so awesome. And that what they do is awesome. And that even what they say is awesome! They'll even go so far as to post it on the internet, so everyone else can appreciate how awesome they are.

But you know what's really awesome? They still have the rest of their lives so come to terms with how fucking mediocre and disposable they are. Not just what they do or say, but they themselves. Honestly, do you really give a shit about teenagers? Or adults who are basically still teenagers? In fact, don't you just wanna slap them each time they open their mouths. I mean, holy shit, I said and did a lot of obnoxious shit in my foolish youth, but thank God I didn't post it for the world.

But Matt, thank YOU for posting this. It's kinda like a time capsule. For stupidity. Speaking of time capsules, and stupidity, what a fuckin stupid idea those things were to begin with. No one puts anything valuable in them. Why would you? And why would you be so vain and hopelessly shallow as to even thing people in the future would give a shit about your junk that you buried in the ground. YOU don't even care about it. Otherwise, you would have dug it up, or at least put it in long term storage. Like a museum. But no, it's just disposable junk. Just like this website. And therein lies the value. Cause how awesome do I feel right now, just reveling in the fact that I don't do stupid shit like that.

Dude, you just made my day.

Oh yeah, and anyone who thought that was awesome, you get what you pay for.
aaron

Re: Ummmmmm..............

[trunks37m]

Wow, that was depressing.